Supreme Court directs FIA to produce Hazrat Mikaeel or face arrest

Court proceedings got to a heated start today when it was clear that the angel Hazrat Mikaeel was not present in the court as directed on the previous day. Government representatives expressed their inability to produce the angel and claimed no knowledge of his whereabouts. An incensed Justice Bhagwandas then ordered Director FIA to locate and produce Mikaeel before the court in one week. The court has also said that failure to do so would result in the arrest of the FIA director.

Angel Mikaeel summoned to court for Karachi Rains

DG traffic police appeared in front of the 2 person benchy ( small bench) of the supreme court to answer questions about the traffic nightmare caused by the recent rains in Karachi. Justice Rana Bhagwandas, who heads this bench, was perticularly incensed that the rains had havoced his earlier good work. And he wanted to know who was responsible. DG traffic opined that the rainstorm was an aasmani aafat and the arc-angel Mikaeel was responsible for rains. Mikaeel is said to possess the portfolio of sustinence and as such is responsible for the movements of celestial bodies and weather.

Justice Bhagwandas adjourned the court till monday, the 27th of august, but not before issuing an order for arch angel mikaeel to appear before the court.

SC takes suo moto notice of traffic problems in Karachi after recent rains

Just when it seemed that the supreme court had managed to solve Karachi’s traffic crisis things went from bad to badder. Justice Bhagwandas’ micro-management of traffic flow patterns was expected to relieve peak hour traffic jams. But nature had other plans for Karanchi walas. Thence, the surprise thunderstorms that deluged Karachi after a full day of rains.

Exasperrated by this reversal on the one way of development, Justice Bhagwandas has again taken suo moto notice of the situation. Traffic authorities in Karachi are to appear before the Bhagwandas led micro bench of the supreme court of Pakistan to explain why the rains have affected the traffic problems.