Wasi (Khassi) Zafar is a Dunger

The rest of the mediaseems hung up on the latest incident of foul speech emanating from the mouth of the minister for turning law on its head. We are just as disturbed by such utterances from Chaudhry Khassi Zafar and sent Alibhae Cheeta to investigate the causes of such foul oral discharge. Turns out, Chaudhry Khassi Zafar was delivered at the hands of a Veterinarian originally called in to deliver a calf from a neighbours cow on the same day. Thus his Dunger like behavior.

KRL developing new soaps and deodorants

Our irradiated correspondent, Alibhae Cranium reports from Kahuta about a new project. The Khan Research Labs are working overtime to produce a line of atomic power cleaning agents and deodorants. The project has been initiated following a request from the bedroom of the presidential palace. As befits a matter of such national need, a chemical engineer of Pakistani origin, Dr. Saaban S. Safai, has been lured away from the american company Jason & Jason. Dr. SSS, explained that the idea is to produce a concentrated detergent that can be used to wash and deodorise a fully clothed person. This being a matter of extreme national security Dr. SSS wouldn’t elaborate further. And we ask our readers to please keep this a secret.

Presumably, the need for such a soap has arisen from the president’s refusal to take off his army uniform untill his re-election from the current assemblies. The staff and inhabitants of the presidential palace is worried of what is to come. Summer is begining and Begum Saab and chumchas are already getting overwhelmed by the general’s B.O. Thus the need for a soap that can be used to wash general sahib and his uniform together. That way he can always be in uniform.

Hamara eik hi naara hai: ghaas khain ge magar saaban banain ge.