Naqal ke liye bhi aqal chahiye

IJT activists at Punjab University Lahore have been protesting loudly over a cheating scandal involving their teachers. Our correspondent Alibhae Nalaik Bhaanda interviewed a couple of IJT members and asked about their agitation. It seems the psuedo students are angry that the scandal is making them look stupid in the eyes of those immoral artsy fartsy types across the road at that other school. They contend that cheating and plagiarism require brains as you must copy from something on the same subject.

As renowned poet Alibhae Nakalkhor said:

Danishwar ka danish se hai, it kutey ka ver

Ilm ki paurhey charhna warhna okha lagta hai